Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments