Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings