Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.