Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.