Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.