Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do anemic people drink?

Pale ale

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.