Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!