Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...