Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!