Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in...

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white