Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.