Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!