Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.