Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.