Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Previous Random Joke Next

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.