Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.