Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!