Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!