Duh. Cause he's da foe.
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When you are the villain
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Robber ducks.
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
Because they dress in lairs.
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
she shattered his jaw!
The *ant*agonist.
The Antagonist
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
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Manhatin'
Single*.
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
In sainsburys
He takes the psychopath.
