Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippy?

Because he was too far out... (dude).

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What do you call an ant sized villain?

The *ant*agonist.

What do you call a very small villain?

The Antagonist