Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.