Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!