What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dubstep valentine's day card say?

I wub you

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!