What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte