What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.