What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.