What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Ail Jokes More Ail Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.