Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What do you call a well-endowed Asian man?

Hung Lo

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

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