Blue Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

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What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.