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Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
A Pastafaryan.
A VeterinArian.
A veteran Aryan.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
A seasoned veteran.
The last black person that had a dream got shot!
He fell out of the tree.
A doctor.
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
With a Cobang
The wall behind him.
One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because Demeter stopped working.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
'Where is the bar tended?'
He grabs a hoe.
