What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.