What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.