What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys