What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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It would've just been "mas".

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Holy

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Start shouting Jehovah.

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Spring break!

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"