What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.