What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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You aren't naked in my bed.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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He turns off the PlayStation.

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The Dallas Cowboys

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.