What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"