What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.