Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
Because we turn them on. / /
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
2016
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Pokemon Uranium
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
The Dallas Cowboys
He turns off his xbox.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"