Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
The tube sock under my bed.
Colorizebot
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Eventually the baby stops crying
Atrophy!
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.