What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.