Imagination Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.