Imagination Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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