What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.