What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.