Firefighter.
A sixth sense
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
They're afraid of catching fire!
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Seizure Salad
Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.