What do you call a person who fights fire?

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.