What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant