Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.