Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats