Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !