Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.