What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again