What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log