What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log