The captains log.
The black person.
Barium.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
Okay men, get on the ship."
Anchor.
Jean-Luc Picardio
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
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