What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What do you mean I can't change the past?

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