What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out