What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."