What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate