What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."