Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY