Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.