What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.