What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."