What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.