What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Occupant Jokes More Occupant Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.