What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!