Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.