What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*