What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*