What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!