What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Hebrews.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.