What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.