What's the Harlem shake?

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Harlem Shake Jokes More Harlem Shake Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.