What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport