What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King