What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.