What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake