Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out