Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.