Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.