Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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The end of DayZ

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains