Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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The living room.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains