Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains