What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas