What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas