What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Toys arrrrrr Us.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.