Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.