Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi