Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi