Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it