What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON