What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Johnny Jokes More Johnny Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.