Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person