Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.