Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!