Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.