Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.