Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.