Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.