Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.