Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.