Mask Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!