Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.