Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!