Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.