Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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They're both only three fifths of a person

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If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Because he can't make 3's

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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A slantelope.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.