What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.