What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.