What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow