What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow