What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow