What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.