What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged