What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.