Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."