Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...