and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
You ask them to hold the door for you.
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
I-scream!
Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
You poke 'em on.
a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
by losing a billion dollars in business.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
Meh
Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.
