What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.