Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!