Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!