Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!