Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
In Greece.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
he was two chickens
General Lee speaking.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Put him on fire.
Because it had more cents
A dirty double crosser.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!