Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents