Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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The penguin who pushed him!

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Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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This is non-cents!

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For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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A quarter pounder with cheese

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents