Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)