Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)