Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha