Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tackle Jokes More Tackle Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha