Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.