Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.