How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.