How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.