How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.