How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips