What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.